The Procrastinator’s Pantoum / Austin Ice

Ugh, why didn’t my alarm go off

Where are my pants

It’s too hot for school today

Keys—keys—where are they

 

Where are my pants

I’ll just have to grab some toast

Keys—keys—where are they

I can’t be late for class AGAIN

 

I’ll just have to grab some toast

. . . I just put Preparation H on my toothbrush

I can’t be late for class AGAIN

Wait; where’s my toothpaste then

 

. . . I just put Preparation H on my toothbrush

Where did I put my friggin’ books

Wait; where’s my toothpaste then

And I didn’t charge my phone

 

Where did I put my friggin’ books

Phew, is that my socks

And I didn’t charge my phone

Oh shit; the paper

 

Phew, is that my socks

Please, please—no pop quiz today

Oh shit; the paper

Doesn’t matter, it’ll have to work

 

Please, please—no pop quiz today

What happened to all my gas

Doesn’t matter, it’ll have to work

You know what, screw this

 

What happened to all my gas

Ugh, why didn’t my alarm go off

You know what, screw this

It’s too hot for school today

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